Definitely not about gardening
Showing a flagrant disregard for the advice my father gave me before I went to University “Avoid loose women, son.” May I draw your attention to the girl with a one track mind, whose anonymity allows her to be startlingly frank. Those of you seeking something more thrilling than my dreams of being a gardener will, I feel confident, have your every whim catered for, and return here slightly more worldly wise.

Enjoy.


- posted by Paul @ 4:54 pm