The facts speak for themselves
Whilst out and about on Saturday night, I met up with a friend of mine who'd be on the beers for most of the day as a result of watching the cup final. When I told him that I'd done an impression of him by staying in bed until almost midday he seemed to take great offense at the impression of him as some sort of slacker.

Went round to see him on Sunday at 6.30pm. Found he was still in bed, and when asked if he'd left his bed at all during the day, he responded with the immortal line "Only to throw up."

Make of that what you will.
- posted by Paul @ 10:25 am